March 28, 2008

Red Letter Days

A missive from a friend:


I am now approaching the end of my second month here
at S&S Homestead Farm on Lopez Island.  Life has been
very busy…here’s a quick(ish) summary:

*I finally learned how to drive a stick-shift.
Really!

*I now know how to use and repair a chainsaw,
lawnmower, power-washer, weed-whacker, and apple-cider
press.  I’m very handy.

*I’m learning how to make and apply bio-dynamic
preparations.  I’m still not too sure about the HOW
and WHY of these applications, but it will come in
time (I hope).

*Loveday, our milking Jersey, is due to give birth any
moment (we are hoping she’ll keep her legs crossed
until Saturday).  In the meantime, I’ve been reading
about milk, cheese-making, pricing for cheese
equipment, and general day-dreaming about ice-cream,
panna cotta, cookies and milk, and cheese in general.

*I’m bonding with the sheep, chicken, and beef cattle
(and I suppose the farmers as well…though I don’t
scratch them under the chin...yet...).

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March 17, 2008

Who Knows Where the Time Goes?

All I know is I will not be winning this month's NaBloPoMo contest. 

That's fine.  Sleeping is nice.  Do you know what else is nice?  Giada DeLaurentiis and her carrots.

March 06, 2008

Popular Recipes I'd Never Dream of Making. Ever.

  • Green Bean Casserole
  • Tuna Casserole
  • Beer Can Chicken
  • Pressed Duck
  • lil Smokies in Grape Jam

And the one I'll never make again...

  • Fried Peanut Butter, Pickle and Banana Sandwich

Because it's never okay to barf on the line.


March 05, 2008

Top Five Internet Time-Sucks

  • icanhascheezburger.com
  • youtube "webisodes"
  • TMZ.com
  • WaMu online banking
  • blogging when you got stuff to do, Miz Lady...

March 04, 2008

She Who Cooks With the Most Toys

I have an enormous collection of food-related things.   Here is a list of the things I have too many of.

  • I have absolutely tooooo many books.  The two bookshelves I've filled with 200-odd volumes is just the "hafta have" stuff.  There are many, many more in storage.  I just added another twenty or so, the famous Time-Life "Foods Of the World" collection.  They each have their own companion book with just the recipes, too.  So that makes...more.
  • I have over a hundred cookie cutters.  I like cookies. 
  • I have five identical Springform pans.  I like cheesecake.
  • I have seven rectangular cooling racks.  I'm sure you understand why.
  • I have eight whisks.  One is French.  One is a balloon whisk.  One is a tiny whisk with a chick and egg as a handle.  One is nonstick.  One is a very expensive whisk that I won as an employee at Williams-Sonoma.  One is just for drink making.  One is enormous, and one of them we use in the kitchen for cooking.
  • Pounds of butter.  I bought a case of butter this winter because the price was insane; like, a dollar something a pound.  How do you eat a case of butter?  One reduction at a time.
  • I have too many things to finish tonight that I have to stop making this list and get down to business.  Wanna see the list?

March 03, 2008

The Spice is the Life

Oh, I couldn't help it. 

Anyway, I'm listing things.  That's this month's NaBloPoMo theme.  Themes help a person kick start their writing practice, or at least keep them on the straight and narrow.  So here I am, listing.

Spices, Herbs and Seasonings: Want It, Gotta Tell About It, Can't Get Enough of It!

Want It:


Grains of Paradise
-This sounds really cool... A taste profile that is a mixture of pepper, cardamom and ginger.  Might be an interesting addition to something sweet...
Urfa Biber-A Turkish pepper flake that has a full heat and tobacco-chocolate taste.  This might be nice in a tagine.
Amchoor-Dried, powdered mango.  Sometimes used instead of vinegar in Indian foods.  Try in a curry.
Black Cardamom-Not cardamom at all, but has a similar pod structure.  Much larger than a traditional cardamom pod.  Smells to me like hickory seasoning, and is supposed to be really good as an addition to smoking aromatics.  Maybe I'll try it when we grill some lamb kebabs.

Gotta Tell About It:

Aleppo Pepper-Sweet, hot and lemony pepper from Turkey.  Really good on fish and chicken, great in mujadara, a red pepper dip made with ground walnuts and pomegranate molasses.
Epazote-The weirdest smelling stuff when it's fresh and raw, an amazingly complex (if delicate) arrangement of camphor-y, licorice-y, citrus-y flavors when cooked.
Sumac-A very common seasoning in Middle Eastern and North African foods.  Lemony and earthy.  Also, not poisonous.  You're thinking of poison sumac.
Shiso-Beautiful dentelled leaves used in Japanese cuisine.  Tastes like a combination of mint, clove and cinnamon.
Cherry, Apple and Apricot Seeds-Dried Cherry pits, or Mahleb, are used in Armenian baked goods.  It's a slightly bitter and floral taste, which goes nicely with sweet stuff.  Apple seeds are brilliant when they're cooked in with sweeter things like rosewater syrup or pear jam.  Apricot seeds were once used in place  of almonds in certain baked goods: it's still in amaretto-amaretti cookies and is the basis for a popular Italian syrup called orgeat.
Tamarind Paste-Lovely sweet-and-souring agent.  Terrific in Tom Yum.

Can't Get Enough of It:

Garlic Powder-Chris brings it to the pizza parlor.  I use it every week in my clients' dishes.  It's easy to add just a hint of flavor without being overwhelming.
Nutritional Yeast-A wonderful addition to soups and stocks.  Deepens everything it touches.  Serious umami action.  Can't rave about it enough.  I use it aaaaalll the time in dishes where I don't want to add extra salt.  Next best thing if I don't have it is crushed mushroom powder.  Next is low-sodium tamari.
Parsley-Wow, hello chlorophyll.  I love that taste of sunshine, and I can get it all year round from the very hardy parsley plant that grows on my windowsill. 
Marjoram-Unusually versatile and often overlooked herb.  Great in eggs, wonderful on fish and meat.  Even more than fresh thyme, marjoram makes everything taste French.
Lemon Zest-Goes in almost everything.  Desert island seasonings are salt, pepper, lemon zest, red wine and...
Red Chile Flake-cause you gotta have a lil heat.  The only thing I skip on seasoning with chile flake is my oatmeal. 

Hmmm, I wonder?

March 02, 2008

Things I Will Do When I Have a TON of Money

Get someone else to clean the frickin' kitchen.
Convert the Saturn to biodiesel.
Offer Michael Jackson half the dough to come back with a sequel to "Thriller".  A good one, though.
Go to France.  Stay.  For a while.
Eat my way around the Mediterranean, cruising on a boat.  Someone else is driving.
Employ a full-time grape peeler.
Put some carpets down, cause man is it noisy in here. 
Provide the family with an inexhaustible supply of underwear and socks. 
Make my sweetie into a kept man.
Contract my blogging responsibilities.  To someone else.



March 01, 2008

Listie, Listie

Top Ten Things I'll Do Before I Actually Break Down and Do the Dishes.

  • Sort all the silverware, stack the cups, plates and pans in separate piles. 
  • "Soak" everything.  Soaking can go on for several days.
  • Finish my taxes.
  • Organize my clothes by color.  There's the black stuff, and then the other three pieces.
  • Put the dishes in an innocuous brown shopping bag and shove them under the utility table, have a glass of wine, and reconsider the wisdom of eating on anything but disposable paper.


February 08, 2008

Good Times

Since I'm too busy filing my nails or something, I am posting my friend Jon's blog here in my stead.  Also, it's just too good not to.


So, we have a staff meeting today and I over slept. meeting is canceled. Notice water pouring onto the floor under the dish pit. Call roto rooter. kill water to machine. No disher for the day.  @ 10co-worker passes me in the hall and asked what I am making for lunch today. Turns out I have a fine dining cooking demo at noon that no one told me about. RUN back to the walk in screaming for my assistant. To the Walk-in. quick eye ball ingredients- it's gotta be asian, I have rice and chicken cooked off. start prepping veg for a fried rice. Find some mung bean sprouts. Ok, egg foo young just got added. hmmm, egg drop? Yup. Twenty minutes has passed. Call co-worker dictate recipes that I am making up on the fly to her to be passed out at the demo. finish prep. hour has passed. set up station and start making half of the food before hand 1) to keep cooking time down 2) to see if my crazy ass made the fuck up recipes are worth a shit. recipes work fine. clean up demo kitchen. starched jacket, clean bistro apron, pens and thermo. hands are shaking at time of demo. say nerves, but too much fuckin coffee. I don't drink coffee but I did today. Demo goes great. chit chat and answer questions. just served second course rooter arrives. drain pipe has collapsed. This building is only 18 months old. fuck. I have about 14 bus tubs full of shit that I didn't have time to wash this morning and no dish washer. FUCK ME! Go back out and finish last course: yellow curried fried rice. For the Seattlites- I stole this recipe exactly from Thai Ginger in

Mad

Park

. Awesome. accolades, big tip. Rooter has rigged up some sort of $500 fix so I can use disher. Gonna hafta jack hammer the floor and move the entire dish pit to fix the problem. Iron pipe corroded so which one is next? clean up eat a bowl of left over rice. delivery driver shows up to the wrong gate. His rig tripped the open sensor so it tried to open, but it is chained shut. gate gets off of track. We had to get six guys to lift the thing and it is still fricken heavy. While doing this the driver stole my frakkin donut. had planned to go out with friends tonight, might start early. One for the books

jonny

January 27, 2008

Faboo Fish Products

I like to cook on the cheap.  I learned it out of necessity, cause line cooks make very little money.  Lots of my dishes are "stone soup" affairs, where I basically hope the ingredients into existence.  Learning how to cook like that has taught me all kinds of valuable lessons like how to stretch leftovers, stocking a larder with multi-use essentials, and avoiding frivolous stuff (Why do people buy sliced mushrooms, anyway?).  It's also taught me to value really excellent stuff when I get it.  In the case of this wonderful bottarga di muggine (grey mullet roe) it is utterly worth every dollar.  And that's sixteen of them per ounce, bud. 

Oh, salty fishy goodness! 

Bottarga di Muggine, PeeledMosciame del Tonno, Sliced

This is the whole roe sac, removed in one piece from the fish, then salted, pressed and dried.  Bottarga di muggine is a more refined flavor than the kind made with tuna, and certainly less common here in the US.  Less perfect bottarga can be had at specialty stores, pregrated and stored in jars or cans.  But sheesh, this is so much better; like eating freshly sliced truffles as opposed to the kind you find in a tin.  To use it, just grate over pasta, beans, rice and the like. 

Then there's the mosciame del tonno I got to try the same day...  Very much like ham in texture, and uncharacteristically mellow for tuna.  This is air-dried, salted tuna from Sardinia, same place of origin as the bottarga.  Also, just about the same price range.  So enjoy, already.

Here are a couple of traditional recipes for both: Spaghetti Con Bottarga and Green Bean Salad with Mosciame.


 

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